Brain Damaging Wind
Could have been a little too much sugar or summer heat, but this is the conversation:
Brian: Wow, the weather alert is, "Rain, damaging wind, and lightening."
Self: Huh? Brain damaging wind?
Brian: No! Rain, damaging wind, and lightening
Self: Brain damaging wind? What is that first word?
Brian: No! Rrrrrain
Self: Oh, Rain comma damaging winds comma and lightening.