Not that kind of switch
I am very much a creature of patterns. My whole life I have walked into a dark room and there has been a light switch to the left or right of the doorway. Now I walk into our kitchen in the dark and flip the switch and the fan over the stove goes on. This does not happen occasionally, it happens every time I walk in the kitchen for the last six months. I quickly turn off the fan and head to the sink and turn on the light over it. Our guest room has its switch two or three feet from the doorway. These are the only true oddities left in our house.